Starrylizard

So I see after your last defeat, you have been busy rebuilding your military forces. I must admit that your all out precision attacks on not one, but four seperate fronts did catch me off guard. The special operations teams you sent to die in my water filter and hot water jug were especially effective this time. Your minions are not very tasty, though I feel the need to point out that obviously your formic acid poison of choice is not as effective on humans as you may have thought.

Though you may have caught me off guard this time, you must realise you cannot win.
You may have won the battle, but I will inevitably win the war.

I have already repositioned the AntBait that was so effective in our last skirmish, and your minions are eating it...again. I can only assume that in your haste to rebuild your forces, finding soldiers with brains was not a priority.

Surrender now!

Kaithxbai
Starrylizard



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Dear Queen of the Ants,

My previous letter obviously fell on deaf ears antennae....You didn't listen. So, this time I am going straight to the top. Your suicide ant teams are obviously diminishing in number now. ie. I am winning this war!!! Please call a cease fire and retreat now, before you have no minions left to serve you. I will not warn you again.

kaithnxbai



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Dear Ants,

When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.

Kaithnxbai