ANTZ!!

[starrylizard]

Dear Ants,

When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.

Kaithnxbai

Comments

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Eww! Ants! Poor Inge!!

[lightz474.livejournal.com]

ROFL and ewww! :D

[billy-red-ocean.livejournal.com]

I know that problem, every summer, thank god it's winter here :P
You know what's really disgusting, ants with wings don't know how they called in English

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

wasps perhaps?

[billy-red-ocean.livejournal.com]

No,that's not what I mean,maybe the drones of ants? Oh, i don't know, and i took my "abitur" in biology specialised course *headdesk*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Oh I know, like the queen ants. We used to get those each year in the garden. They would all fly out of the ant nest at once. We think they were heading off to start new ant nests and so we used to kill as many as we could.....childish I guess.....:D

[chlex.livejournal.com]

Oh... the ickyness! How dare the ants die all over your kitchen. It's very rude.