Starrylizard

I just got several emails, looking very official and claiming to be from the Commonwealth bank. They asked you to click a link and update all your details or they would cancel your account.

How fucking gullible do you think I am???

Apparently, in our lab alone, people have received these emails form NAB and Commbank this week, so there must be a whole heap of them at the moment. It really annoys me. I mean some little innocent will no doubt click the link and next minute...BAM!...they have no money. *rails*

Anyway, I tried to do the responsible thing and email the bank, but they probably already know about them.

Also, would the University please, for the love of god, fix the damn SPAM filters. I am tired of having letters about penis enlargement and stocks to buy and weight loss pills and randomly misspelled drugs... in my work account. I can understand a few emails getting through, but 10 or 15 per day is just annoying. Gmail has a waaaay better SPAM system than you and they are free! In the last three days, gmail has correctly blocked 47 SPAM emails.

You suck
No love
No love at all
Not ever

Starrylizard



In other news, I have 344 comments of SPAM in THIS post. Wootness! I want 1000. Go SPAM me over there! Teehee!

When you are wearing black clothing, it is dark and raining, and you are walking in an area without designated crossings
LOOK BEFORE YOU WALK!!

While you may have the self preservation instincts of a suicidal gnat, I would rather not be responsible for your death!

How the hell did you get to be as old as you are? Grow some common sense, please now, because I really don't need any more reasons to have a small heart attack.

No love.
No love at all,

Starrylizard

Are you going to fix up your issues and let me use my new mood theme?
It's been three days and I would like to use it sometime this century!

Plus, your help file tell me specifically not to send you a new help request, but perhaps you need to occasionally update and let people know if you've actually done anything to fix it. It would be most appreciated. You wouldn't want to send people over to GW with their shiny FREE icon limit now would you?

*snark, snarl, whine*

No love
StarLizzie

So I see after your last defeat, you have been busy rebuilding your military forces. I must admit that your all out precision attacks on not one, but four seperate fronts did catch me off guard. The special operations teams you sent to die in my water filter and hot water jug were especially effective this time. Your minions are not very tasty, though I feel the need to point out that obviously your formic acid poison of choice is not as effective on humans as you may have thought.

Though you may have caught me off guard this time, you must realise you cannot win.
You may have won the battle, but I will inevitably win the war.

I have already repositioned the AntBait that was so effective in our last skirmish, and your minions are eating it...again. I can only assume that in your haste to rebuild your forces, finding soldiers with brains was not a priority.

Surrender now!

Kaithxbai
Starrylizard



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( Dear The Universe and whatever being is attempting to run it this week )
Kaithxbai
Me

P.S That delightful stomach bug you gave me tonight...in the middle of an aerobics class...Bite me!



*Switches on radio*
*gaks at the woman proposing on Richard Merser's Valentines Love Song requests*
*shivers*
-Strike one the Universe-

*turns on the figure skating*
*pretty couples on ice, dancing in unison*
-Strike two the Universe-

*The next move they do is called a "Death drop"*
Ha!
-Strike one Me!-

EDIT: *watches Rove mock Valentine's messages left in the local paper*
Bweehehehehe!
-Strike two Me!-

Gakked from Minnow's journal. Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

1) Anyone from SGA really - take your pick and surprise me.

or if you like other fandoms:
2) Sharron (any version) or Starbuck from BSG
3) Charlie from numb3rs
4) River from Firefly
EDIT 5) I forgot SG1 oops! Jack, Daniel, Sam, Vala, janet, etc. All the main peoples!

That's already heaps to pick from. Hopefully this will spread through my flist, because it seems like a very fun idea.


EDIT: *Squee* This is like having permission to be a Mary SUe and it's so much fun! Thanks guys!
Also check out responses to rinkle's and celtic_sky's meme post. Some of them are so funny, they'll eat your brain! There's one where McKay's hair gets bleached and Weir sent photos! *giggles*
The links are http://rinkle.livejournal.com/65561.html and http://celtic-sky.livejournal.com/78271.html#cutid1 . Enjoy!
Please more peoples put this in their journal. It should continue forever!

EDIT again: Also ljmckay has it up too. http://ljmckay.livejournal.com/30216.html

Dear LJ,

I appreciate that you have changed venues and wiggy things are going on with your email comment system, but did anyone else just get a whole bunch of LJ email comments that should have arrived about a week ago? Weird! I do wish you would figure out this email glitch thing, because I'm seriously anal enough to keep checking the places I've posted just in case I'm missing out on some ElJay love. Please, please fix it soon.

Kaithxbai

Dear Shopping Center Management,

I know it's getting near Christmas, but why in November do you feel the need to pipe Christmas carols throughout the center. You realise the only people that benefit from this move are the CD stores, because I escape into their non-christmas music haven. I have this weird feeling that this year my whole family will receive CD vouchers. I know I need to do Christmas shopping and I can deal with all the decorations, but the music...... *runs around covering ears*


Sincerely
IngeMcScrooge

Dear Queen of the Ants,

My previous letter obviously fell on deaf ears antennae....You didn't listen. So, this time I am going straight to the top. Your suicide ant teams are obviously diminishing in number now. ie. I am winning this war!!! Please call a cease fire and retreat now, before you have no minions left to serve you. I will not warn you again.

kaithnxbai



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Dear Ants,

When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.

Kaithnxbai