Dear Ants,
When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.
Kaithnxbai
When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.
Kaithnxbai