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([personal profile] starrylizard Nov. 24th, 2005 07:26 pm)
Dear Ants,

When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.

Kaithnxbai
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