ANTZ!!

[starrylizard]

Dear Ants,

When you decided to invade my kitchen and eat the crumbs therein I was not pleased, but I waited for you to go away. You didn't. I was therefore forced to put down AntBait, which I see you have dutifully carried back to your nest and consumed. Now I have come home three days in a row to find you dead and dying on my kitchen bench, which is really seriously distasteful. But, today I find you even decided to die in my water purifier and hot water jug. I am sorry, but this really is the last straw. Please kindly vacate the premises now! This is your final eviction notice.

Kaithnxbai

Comments

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Eww! Ants! Poor Inge!!

[lightz474.livejournal.com]

ROFL and ewww! :D

[billy-red-ocean.livejournal.com]

I know that problem, every summer, thank god it's winter here :P
You know what's really disgusting, ants with wings don't know how they called in English

[chlex.livejournal.com]

Oh... the ickyness! How dare the ants die all over your kitchen. It's very rude.