Eh! I'm bored, so SPAM me!

[starrylizard]

I found this on a few other journals and I've been having fun spamming _wwsd_ in particular, so I just had to post it here, because I love mail and see if I can beat Katie's record for SPAM!! I'd just love to see what people post when given the chance to post anything.

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

This is your chance to spam me with anything. Then post this in your journal and I'll return the favour.

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Okay, starting me and celtic_sky's round robing here.


The first thing that told Carson something might be wrong is when Kate Heightmeyer threw herself at him. He'd been on his way back to the infirmary after lunch, and he hadn't even seen her moving in the halls until she was hanging around his waist, staring up at him.

"You know, Dr. Beckett, you're a very attractive man." Her voice was slurred. It was interrupted with a sneeze on his lapcoat.

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He blinked several times, watching as her hand fiddled with his coat. "...Thank you, Dr Heightmeyer. Are you feeling all right?"

Stopping her attacking hand with one, he reached to feel her forehead with the other. "You're burning up, love. Come; we'll go to the infirmary."

Dr Heightmeyer snuggled her head into his chest. "I'd go anywhere with you, sweet cheeks."

Carson sighed. Bugger. It was going to be one of those days.

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Carson was trying to guide Kate to the infirmary when he ran across Elizabeth and Miko making out against the wall of the hallway. When Miko saw him, she pulled away and made a sound something like a squeak. "I was coming to see you when Elizabeth... Doctor Weir..." At this point Miko stopped her speech to gaze lovingly at Elizabeth.

Elizabeth kissed the side of her neck playfully, and Miko giggled. "Stop it, Doctor Beckett is here." Dr. Heightmeyer seemed all too interested in what was going on in front of her.

Carson checked Miko's forehead, and sure enough, it was very hot. He grabbed her arm, "Come along then."

"Where are we going, Dr. Beckett?"

Carson didn't answer, because Elizabeth had attached herself to his arm. He sighed. This was definitely one of those days.

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***

Colonel Sheppard strolled into the infirmary with a smirk on his ever-smirkful face.

"Hey Doc. You rang?"

Carson looked up from where Elizabeth was trying to eat his face. "Yes, Colonel, good thing you're here." He sighed. "We have a wee bit of a problem."

"Come heeeeeere, Johnny," a voice cooed. Carson sighed, and yanked the curtain around Dr Heightmeyer's bed.

Sheppard stared. "Carson?"

Carson scratched his neck, and sighed again. "They all seem to be a bit, uh, lovesick." He glanced at Sheppard. "Hmm. Your hair looks wonderfully tousled today, Colonel."

Sheppard stared at him now. Carson stared back. "Ah, crap."



P.S. Is this supposed to sound like Irresistible?

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Irresistible? Also, me is confused as to exactly what happened in the last line, as I thought with the gene they were immune, so... maybe I read it wrong? *goes on anyways*


"I thought it was my charming good looks," John said, his mouth almost forming a pout.

"Who was it?" Carson asked, but John had a hard time asking the question as Cadman jumped onto his back.

"Hello, Johnny!" She mussed his hair again.

He frowned. "Why does everyone keep calling me that today? And what are you doing here?"

"You didn't seem that unhappy to see me this morning. Besides how could I resist this face?" She pushed John's mouth together and showed it to Carson before she sucked John's ear into her mouth.

"Laura?" Carson asked. John shrugged.

"What, you used to think I was hot... In fact, why do you and-" She gestured towards John with her shoulder, "him and me.. you know-"

Carson ignored her, partly due to Elizabeth trying to pull his jacket off again. "Do you mind getting off my back?" John asked Laura.

"I don't know, I kind of like it here."

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Really? I had no idea. I though it wouldbe because he hadn't be exposed yet. Irresistible = S3 atlantisep.


"CARSON!" McKay stormed into the room, the anger radiating off him. A trail of scientists followed him, Zelenka in the lead.

"Yes, Rodney?"

"They're trying to kiss me! Radek's trying to kiss me!"

"I thought you liked being kissed, McKay," Cadman said, grinning, as her hands massaged John's ears. "Especially by men." Her hands moved down his chest.

"No, I don't! ..Not by him, anyway!" McKay stared at her. "What are you doing, Cadman? Sheppard?"

Sheppard's eyes jerked open. "What?"

Cadman smirked. "I'm having fun, McKay. You should try it sometime."

Carson shook his head. "Colonel, would you mind trying to put her on this bed?"

Cadman's eyes brightened. "That's a wonderful idea, Carson!" She leapt off Sheppard's back and bounced to the bed. "Come on, Johnny!"

"That's Colonel Johnny, thank you, Lieutenant."

She shrugged. "Whatever. Get your flat bum here. Sir."

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"Radek!" Miko cried and threw herself at the scientist who had just entered the room. Rodney somehow ended up between them, and yelped when he felt Miko's hand close over his rear.

"Miko, what are you doing?" he yelled.

"We always knew he was anal," she joked, getting a laugh out of Radek.

"Oh, I think Rodney would very much enjoy something... anal," Cadman said, a mischievious gleam lighting her eyes.

"Okay, okay." Carson tried to pull Miko off of Rodney, which was hard as Elizabeth had wrapped her legs around his waist. "Let's try to seperate everyone so we can see what we can do about this."

"I have a few ideas on what we can do about it," Elizabeth said, nibbling on the side of his throat. Carson had to swallow hard before he gently pushed on her shoulders to put some distance between them. He looked over, "Colonel Sheppard!"

John looked up. "She started it." Carson's look said that he was not amused. John pulled himself off of Cadman. "Okay, what do you want me to do, Doc?"

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***

John spoke into the control room radio array. "All non-essential personnel are to remain in their quarters. If anyone find themselves acting oddly, please page the marine guarding your section and we will see about getting you to the infirmary. That is all. Sheppard out."

John rubbed his forehead. "Lorne, you know what to do."

Lorne nodded. "Yes sir. Frederiks, take your squad to secure the eastern and north side quarters. Harris, take yours to the west and south. Make sure no one is in the labs."

They nodded. "Okay, head out." They moved down the stairs and gradually their footsteps faded.

Sheppard turned around. "Lorne, you know what to do."

Lorne nodded. He turned to the last four marines. "You four, secure the infirmary." They turned and left too.

"Good. Major..."

"Colonel." There was a slight lilt to Lorne's voice. Sheppard frowned.

"How are you, Major?"

Lorne grinned. "Never better, sir." He dropped his weapon and spread his arms. "C'mere, big boy."

John ran.

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Lorne chuckled after Sheppard. He never thought he'd get a better chance than that to freak the Colonel out.

He went to position himself outside the infirmary too when he felt a warmth breath on the back of his neck. "You've been working out, Major."

He didn't recognize the voice, but there was something familiar about it. He turned to see a short haired blonde, her blue eyes shining at him. He frowned because he didn't remember seeing her around Atlantis before, but he felt like he should recognize her. "I'm going to have to ask you to the infirmary."

"That's alright. I really feel fine." Before he could react, she had pushed something into the side of the neck. He could see the edges of his vision getting dark.

Then he remembered. "You're... Dr. Carter."

She gave him a little shrug. "Yeah, you could say that."


It's still crack if I put evil!Sam in there, right?

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Considering she's dead? Oh, god, yes.

***

Someone was smacking him. One, twice, third time... HARD!

His eyes popped open. Sheppard stared down at him. "Lorne, you okay?"

Lorne blinked, and slowly sat up. "Uh.Yeah. I think. What happened?"

"You hit on me."

Lorne gaped at him. "And so you knocked me out?"

Sheppard shook his head. "No. Just found you like this."

He glanced down. "...Where are my clothes?"

"Excellent question, Major. One, you get to answer!"

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Major Lorne covered himself the best he could with Sheppard's jacket (which Sheppard told him he could keep) as he walked into the infimary.

Heads shot up all around, and Cadman whistled. "Major."

Lorne turned a deep shade of red, and John snicked behind him. Carson, for the first time in hours momentarily relieved of Elizabeth's attention, pried himself away from her and walked over to the major. "What happened to you, son?"

"I don't remember." Lorne was looking determindly at the floor.

"I'm a psychologist. Come here and maybe I can jog your memory," Kate called from behind her curtain. Lorne shot a scared look in that general direction.

Sheppard turned. "I think I'm going to go investigate whatever might have got the major here. Even if it was probably just an overzealous chemist."

Carson nodded. "Yes, yes." He was a bit preoccupied, though, because Elizabeth had gotten bored with looking at Lorne.

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***

Oh, she was an evil one, she knew. She liked being evil. Sort of. It meant there were a few more resourceful people out after her, but hey. She got to have fun as opposed to be all "I must do this!" "They are dependent on us!" "I am responsible for this!"

She didn't have that angst.

Not that she didn't angst though. In fact, she was having quite an enjoyable bout of angst right now.

She sighed. That major was quite a delight. Shame that stupid Colonel had to interrupt the fun.

Replicarter gave a wicked smile as she wandered the hall. Oh, she'd get her fun. One way or another.


I'm actually going to have to stop now. Take a nap. Then do my washing. Take this up again some other time? Or get starrylizard or anyone to jump in? :D

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We'll call it good until you feel like picking it up again, though if someone comes along and wants to jump in, that's fine as well. I was thinking Ripple Effect!evil Carter, but hey, that works too!

***

Back at the SGC, Cameron started to sniffle. Sam looked over. "Allergies?"

"Nah, I don't get allergies. I think Daniel gave me a cold."

Daniel sneezed into a kleenex. "No," he corrected. "You gave me a cold."

"You drank out of my punch at the luau, so the way I see it, you gave me a cold."

Sam gave them both a look that said she didn't want to know why they were drinking out of the same punch glass at General Hammond's annual Fourth of July barbeque. He'd gone with a Hawaiian theme this year. Cameron had teased Teal'c about getting "lei"ed.

She was about to change the subject when something changed it for her. General Landry stepped in, looking deeply troubled. "It seems," he started. "We have a problem."

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***

Back in Atlantis, Beckett and a slightly more decent Lorne had managed to get Weir and a few others into restraints. This of course lead to comments to the effect of "Tie me up baby, yeah", which Carson was adamant he never wanted to hear coming from Elizabeth's mouth again.

Busy now taking blood samples, Carson couldn't help, but grin as he heard Rodney protest loudly "ouch that's my bum you're pinching. Excuse me, but...tell me you didn't just do that. OMG! You're sick!," as Lorne attempted to pry Zelenka and Miko off of him.

Yep, this was certainly one of those days that only the Pegasus Galaxy could offer him.


Gives it a shot, but I'm not sure I'm tired enough to think this way. I thought Miko, had the gene. ??