Eh! I'm bored, so SPAM me!

[starrylizard]

I found this on a few other journals and I've been having fun spamming _wwsd_ in particular, so I just had to post it here, because I love mail and see if I can beat Katie's record for SPAM!! I'd just love to see what people post when given the chance to post anything.

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

This is your chance to spam me with anything. Then post this in your journal and I'll return the favour.

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[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

Lorne chuckled after Sheppard. He never thought he'd get a better chance than that to freak the Colonel out.

He went to position himself outside the infirmary too when he felt a warmth breath on the back of his neck. "You've been working out, Major."

He didn't recognize the voice, but there was something familiar about it. He turned to see a short haired blonde, her blue eyes shining at him. He frowned because he didn't remember seeing her around Atlantis before, but he felt like he should recognize her. "I'm going to have to ask you to the infirmary."

"That's alright. I really feel fine." Before he could react, she had pushed something into the side of the neck. He could see the edges of his vision getting dark.

Then he remembered. "You're... Dr. Carter."

She gave him a little shrug. "Yeah, you could say that."


It's still crack if I put evil!Sam in there, right?

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Considering she's dead? Oh, god, yes.

***

Someone was smacking him. One, twice, third time... HARD!

His eyes popped open. Sheppard stared down at him. "Lorne, you okay?"

Lorne blinked, and slowly sat up. "Uh.Yeah. I think. What happened?"

"You hit on me."

Lorne gaped at him. "And so you knocked me out?"

Sheppard shook his head. "No. Just found you like this."

He glanced down. "...Where are my clothes?"

"Excellent question, Major. One, you get to answer!"

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

Major Lorne covered himself the best he could with Sheppard's jacket (which Sheppard told him he could keep) as he walked into the infimary.

Heads shot up all around, and Cadman whistled. "Major."

Lorne turned a deep shade of red, and John snicked behind him. Carson, for the first time in hours momentarily relieved of Elizabeth's attention, pried himself away from her and walked over to the major. "What happened to you, son?"

"I don't remember." Lorne was looking determindly at the floor.

"I'm a psychologist. Come here and maybe I can jog your memory," Kate called from behind her curtain. Lorne shot a scared look in that general direction.

Sheppard turned. "I think I'm going to go investigate whatever might have got the major here. Even if it was probably just an overzealous chemist."

Carson nodded. "Yes, yes." He was a bit preoccupied, though, because Elizabeth had gotten bored with looking at Lorne.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

***

Oh, she was an evil one, she knew. She liked being evil. Sort of. It meant there were a few more resourceful people out after her, but hey. She got to have fun as opposed to be all "I must do this!" "They are dependent on us!" "I am responsible for this!"

She didn't have that angst.

Not that she didn't angst though. In fact, she was having quite an enjoyable bout of angst right now.

She sighed. That major was quite a delight. Shame that stupid Colonel had to interrupt the fun.

Replicarter gave a wicked smile as she wandered the hall. Oh, she'd get her fun. One way or another.


I'm actually going to have to stop now. Take a nap. Then do my washing. Take this up again some other time? Or get starrylizard or anyone to jump in? :D

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

We'll call it good until you feel like picking it up again, though if someone comes along and wants to jump in, that's fine as well. I was thinking Ripple Effect!evil Carter, but hey, that works too!

***

Back at the SGC, Cameron started to sniffle. Sam looked over. "Allergies?"

"Nah, I don't get allergies. I think Daniel gave me a cold."

Daniel sneezed into a kleenex. "No," he corrected. "You gave me a cold."

"You drank out of my punch at the luau, so the way I see it, you gave me a cold."

Sam gave them both a look that said she didn't want to know why they were drinking out of the same punch glass at General Hammond's annual Fourth of July barbeque. He'd gone with a Hawaiian theme this year. Cameron had teased Teal'c about getting "lei"ed.

She was about to change the subject when something changed it for her. General Landry stepped in, looking deeply troubled. "It seems," he started. "We have a problem."

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

***

Back in Atlantis, Beckett and a slightly more decent Lorne had managed to get Weir and a few others into restraints. This of course lead to comments to the effect of "Tie me up baby, yeah", which Carson was adamant he never wanted to hear coming from Elizabeth's mouth again.

Busy now taking blood samples, Carson couldn't help, but grin as he heard Rodney protest loudly "ouch that's my bum you're pinching. Excuse me, but...tell me you didn't just do that. OMG! You're sick!," as Lorne attempted to pry Zelenka and Miko off of him.

Yep, this was certainly one of those days that only the Pegasus Galaxy could offer him.


Gives it a shot, but I'm not sure I'm tired enough to think this way. I thought Miko, had the gene. ??