Eh! I'm bored, so SPAM me!

[starrylizard]

I found this on a few other journals and I've been having fun spamming _wwsd_ in particular, so I just had to post it here, because I love mail and see if I can beat Katie's record for SPAM!! I'd just love to see what people post when given the chance to post anything.

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

This is your chance to spam me with anything. Then post this in your journal and I'll return the favour.

Comments

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Really? I had no idea. I though it wouldbe because he hadn't be exposed yet. Irresistible = S3 atlantisep.


"CARSON!" McKay stormed into the room, the anger radiating off him. A trail of scientists followed him, Zelenka in the lead.

"Yes, Rodney?"

"They're trying to kiss me! Radek's trying to kiss me!"

"I thought you liked being kissed, McKay," Cadman said, grinning, as her hands massaged John's ears. "Especially by men." Her hands moved down his chest.

"No, I don't! ..Not by him, anyway!" McKay stared at her. "What are you doing, Cadman? Sheppard?"

Sheppard's eyes jerked open. "What?"

Cadman smirked. "I'm having fun, McKay. You should try it sometime."

Carson shook his head. "Colonel, would you mind trying to put her on this bed?"

Cadman's eyes brightened. "That's a wonderful idea, Carson!" She leapt off Sheppard's back and bounced to the bed. "Come on, Johnny!"

"That's Colonel Johnny, thank you, Lieutenant."

She shrugged. "Whatever. Get your flat bum here. Sir."

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

"Radek!" Miko cried and threw herself at the scientist who had just entered the room. Rodney somehow ended up between them, and yelped when he felt Miko's hand close over his rear.

"Miko, what are you doing?" he yelled.

"We always knew he was anal," she joked, getting a laugh out of Radek.

"Oh, I think Rodney would very much enjoy something... anal," Cadman said, a mischievious gleam lighting her eyes.

"Okay, okay." Carson tried to pull Miko off of Rodney, which was hard as Elizabeth had wrapped her legs around his waist. "Let's try to seperate everyone so we can see what we can do about this."

"I have a few ideas on what we can do about it," Elizabeth said, nibbling on the side of his throat. Carson had to swallow hard before he gently pushed on her shoulders to put some distance between them. He looked over, "Colonel Sheppard!"

John looked up. "She started it." Carson's look said that he was not amused. John pulled himself off of Cadman. "Okay, what do you want me to do, Doc?"

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

***

John spoke into the control room radio array. "All non-essential personnel are to remain in their quarters. If anyone find themselves acting oddly, please page the marine guarding your section and we will see about getting you to the infirmary. That is all. Sheppard out."

John rubbed his forehead. "Lorne, you know what to do."

Lorne nodded. "Yes sir. Frederiks, take your squad to secure the eastern and north side quarters. Harris, take yours to the west and south. Make sure no one is in the labs."

They nodded. "Okay, head out." They moved down the stairs and gradually their footsteps faded.

Sheppard turned around. "Lorne, you know what to do."

Lorne nodded. He turned to the last four marines. "You four, secure the infirmary." They turned and left too.

"Good. Major..."

"Colonel." There was a slight lilt to Lorne's voice. Sheppard frowned.

"How are you, Major?"

Lorne grinned. "Never better, sir." He dropped his weapon and spread his arms. "C'mere, big boy."

John ran.

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

Lorne chuckled after Sheppard. He never thought he'd get a better chance than that to freak the Colonel out.

He went to position himself outside the infirmary too when he felt a warmth breath on the back of his neck. "You've been working out, Major."

He didn't recognize the voice, but there was something familiar about it. He turned to see a short haired blonde, her blue eyes shining at him. He frowned because he didn't remember seeing her around Atlantis before, but he felt like he should recognize her. "I'm going to have to ask you to the infirmary."

"That's alright. I really feel fine." Before he could react, she had pushed something into the side of the neck. He could see the edges of his vision getting dark.

Then he remembered. "You're... Dr. Carter."

She gave him a little shrug. "Yeah, you could say that."


It's still crack if I put evil!Sam in there, right?

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Considering she's dead? Oh, god, yes.

***

Someone was smacking him. One, twice, third time... HARD!

His eyes popped open. Sheppard stared down at him. "Lorne, you okay?"

Lorne blinked, and slowly sat up. "Uh.Yeah. I think. What happened?"

"You hit on me."

Lorne gaped at him. "And so you knocked me out?"

Sheppard shook his head. "No. Just found you like this."

He glanced down. "...Where are my clothes?"

"Excellent question, Major. One, you get to answer!"

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

Major Lorne covered himself the best he could with Sheppard's jacket (which Sheppard told him he could keep) as he walked into the infimary.

Heads shot up all around, and Cadman whistled. "Major."

Lorne turned a deep shade of red, and John snicked behind him. Carson, for the first time in hours momentarily relieved of Elizabeth's attention, pried himself away from her and walked over to the major. "What happened to you, son?"

"I don't remember." Lorne was looking determindly at the floor.

"I'm a psychologist. Come here and maybe I can jog your memory," Kate called from behind her curtain. Lorne shot a scared look in that general direction.

Sheppard turned. "I think I'm going to go investigate whatever might have got the major here. Even if it was probably just an overzealous chemist."

Carson nodded. "Yes, yes." He was a bit preoccupied, though, because Elizabeth had gotten bored with looking at Lorne.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

***

Oh, she was an evil one, she knew. She liked being evil. Sort of. It meant there were a few more resourceful people out after her, but hey. She got to have fun as opposed to be all "I must do this!" "They are dependent on us!" "I am responsible for this!"

She didn't have that angst.

Not that she didn't angst though. In fact, she was having quite an enjoyable bout of angst right now.

She sighed. That major was quite a delight. Shame that stupid Colonel had to interrupt the fun.

Replicarter gave a wicked smile as she wandered the hall. Oh, she'd get her fun. One way or another.


I'm actually going to have to stop now. Take a nap. Then do my washing. Take this up again some other time? Or get starrylizard or anyone to jump in? :D

[sakuracorr.livejournal.com]

We'll call it good until you feel like picking it up again, though if someone comes along and wants to jump in, that's fine as well. I was thinking Ripple Effect!evil Carter, but hey, that works too!

***

Back at the SGC, Cameron started to sniffle. Sam looked over. "Allergies?"

"Nah, I don't get allergies. I think Daniel gave me a cold."

Daniel sneezed into a kleenex. "No," he corrected. "You gave me a cold."

"You drank out of my punch at the luau, so the way I see it, you gave me a cold."

Sam gave them both a look that said she didn't want to know why they were drinking out of the same punch glass at General Hammond's annual Fourth of July barbeque. He'd gone with a Hawaiian theme this year. Cameron had teased Teal'c about getting "lei"ed.

She was about to change the subject when something changed it for her. General Landry stepped in, looking deeply troubled. "It seems," he started. "We have a problem."

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

***

Back in Atlantis, Beckett and a slightly more decent Lorne had managed to get Weir and a few others into restraints. This of course lead to comments to the effect of "Tie me up baby, yeah", which Carson was adamant he never wanted to hear coming from Elizabeth's mouth again.

Busy now taking blood samples, Carson couldn't help, but grin as he heard Rodney protest loudly "ouch that's my bum you're pinching. Excuse me, but...tell me you didn't just do that. OMG! You're sick!," as Lorne attempted to pry Zelenka and Miko off of him.

Yep, this was certainly one of those days that only the Pegasus Galaxy could offer him.


Gives it a shot, but I'm not sure I'm tired enough to think this way. I thought Miko, had the gene. ??