Sateda - A different kind of Commentary

Title: Sateda - A different kind of Commentary
Author: starrylizard
Characters: Wraith Commentators et al.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG, crack!fic
Spoilers: Totally spoils Sateda (3x4)
Summary: Well, it’s a sunny day here on Sateda, and we’re reporting to you live from the Hive ship orbiting the planet. Conditions here are absolutely perfect for the hunt today.

Notes: I blame this whole thing on Yokiem and derry667, and one of them saying how funny it would be if the hunt was commentated just like the cricket. It kind of got bigger from there. Warnings for bad puns in the advertisements. All download files are in wmv format, highest res I could manage. Thanks to celtic_sky for the beta. :)

Now with a super-awesome cover by smuffster. Thanks, hon!



( Well, it’s a sunny day here on Sateda, and we’re reporting to you live from the Hive ship orbiting the planet. Conditions here are absolutely perfect for the hunt today.  )

Sateda - A different kind of Commentary

Title: Sateda - A different kind of Commentary
Author: starrylizard
Characters: Wraith Commentators et al.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG, crack!fic
Spoilers: Totally spoils Sateda (3x4)
Summary: Well, it’s a sunny day here on Sateda, and we’re reporting to you live from the Hive ship orbiting the planet. Conditions here are absolutely perfect for the hunt today.

Notes: I blame this whole thing on Yokiem and derry667, and one of them saying how funny it would be if the hunt was commentated just like the cricket. It kind of got bigger from there. Warnings for bad puns in the advertisements. All download files are in wmv format, highest res I could manage. Thanks to celtic_sky for the beta. :)

Now with a super-awesome cover by smuffster. Thanks, hon!



( Well, it’s a sunny day here on Sateda, and we’re reporting to you live from the Hive ship orbiting the planet. Conditions here are absolutely perfect for the hunt today.  )

Anyone?

Has anyone got the song "Hot Stuff" from the Full Monty Soundtrack?
Required for a silly vid. Don't ask. Really!

EDIT: Never mind! Got it!

Anyone?

Has anyone got the song "Hot Stuff" from the Full Monty Soundtrack?
Required for a silly vid. Don't ask. Really!

EDIT: Never mind! Got it!

Rest in Peace Cheeky.

Rest in Peace Cheeky.
13 years old and we loved you to pieces.
We'll miss you baby budge!

Rest in Peace Cheeky.

Rest in Peace Cheeky.
13 years old and we loved you to pieces.
We'll miss you baby budge!

Randomly does another meme

Gakked this meme off smuffster, which is just such a cool LJ name. Everytime I say it it makes me smile and if you say it quickly you get tongue-tied! :P

You Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.

What Planet Should You Rule?

Randomly does another meme

Gakked this meme off smuffster, which is just such a cool LJ name. Everytime I say it it makes me smile and if you say it quickly you get tongue-tied! :P

You Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.

What Planet Should You Rule?

Ascention for Dummies

Couldn't help myself! Here's Ascension for Dummies for my own challenge

( it's under here )

Ascention for Dummies

Couldn't help myself! Here's Ascension for Dummies for my own challenge

( it's under here )