Eh! I'm bored, so SPAM me!

[starrylizard]

I found this on a few other journals and I've been having fun spamming _wwsd_ in particular, so I just had to post it here, because I love mail and see if I can beat Katie's record for SPAM!! I'd just love to see what people post when given the chance to post anything.

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

This is your chance to spam me with anything. Then post this in your journal and I'll return the favour.

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He becomes the new company clerk.

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PAGE SEVEN!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Wootness!

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Unfortunately, Radar was so organised with everything, that Klinger is nothing in comparison.

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Everyone gets frustrated with poor Klinger. They're shit heads and don't understand (I'm sorry, I really hated them all in that episode).

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Klinger doesn't want to be company clerk. He doesn't want to be in Korea. Radar apparently doesn't want to go.

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The Klinger makes the comment: "Why don't you let the guy who wants to stay, stay, and the guy who wants to go, go? Then everyone will be happy!"

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Good logic there!

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And anyway, Klinger turns out to be a brilliant company clerk.

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He really is a top bloke. I did like him quite a lot.

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Yeah, he was really quite gentle and sweet.

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Of course, there were few I did not like. Margaret was one of them. Flagg and Frank were others, but they were made to be hated.

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I do indeed feel sorry for Klinger when his wife cheats on him.

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That was such a god-awful thing to do.

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He was so torn up.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Poor guy!

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Which made me torn up!

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Poor you!

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Because I love Klinger so.

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And then there's Hawkeye.

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We love Hawkeye, do we not?

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He's my favourite!

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(Did you know: I didn't even know it was past midnight until my cousin rang me and goes, "What're you still doing up?" and I was like "... it's not that late", and then I looked at the clock.)

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Um. Back to Hawkeye. I love him. I would totally do him. :P

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That is, if I were ten years older and lived in the fifties.

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And possibly was a nurse in Korea.

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Though I don't wish such a thing on myself.

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I just love Hawkeye and his way of dealing with the harshness of war.

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For a long time, he reminded me of my brother Mark.

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With his sass and wit.

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Maybe I should direct you back to the bug out episode.