Eh! I'm bored, so SPAM me!

[starrylizard]

I found this on a few other journals and I've been having fun spamming _wwsd_ in particular, so I just had to post it here, because I love mail and see if I can beat Katie's record for SPAM!! I'd just love to see what people post when given the chance to post anything.

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice.

This is your chance to spam me with anything. Then post this in your journal and I'll return the favour.

Comments

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Poor Klinger. Do you remember when they had to relocate the camp?

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

No I don't! *pouts*

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

PAGE SIX!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

wooT!

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

The bug out?

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Okay. Will deal with what happened to Klinger after the war - as you asked.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

The poor guy, who had been trying to get out of the war on a section eight, and by other means, the entire time ...

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Fell in love with a local girl, whose family were ... well, no one knew where, exactly.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

But she certainly wanted to find out.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

In the last episode - I think - Klinger and the girl (whose name I cannot remember) got married.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

(Gosh, I hope Jess doesn't go reading this, I don't want to spoil this for her - it was one of the best twists ever)

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

And so, while everyone left in thte last episode, Klinger stayed with his wife!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

That's so sweet!

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Indefinately.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

To find her family.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Now - the comedic bug out.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Except there were certainly parts about it that were not comedic, but I shall leave them until later.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

The funny part about it was this: the place they found for their new ER was a house for prostitutes!

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

The girls were not going to move for anything.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Until they saw Klinger's rack of beautiful clothes.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Colonel Potter made him give them up so that they could use the new ER.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Poor Klinger.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yes, poor Klinger. Though it is amusing. *giggles*

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

And then they moved back to the original base anyway, and Klinger lost his clothes for nothing.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Also, I love how Klinger walks in dressed in a nurses uniform, and the patients all just stare at him.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Oh! I should talk about poor Klinger after Radar left.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

Of course we know everyone (with the possible exception of Margaret) wants so badly to get out of the war.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

But Klinger is the one trying so darn hard day in, day out, to get out.

[wickedalchemist.livejournal.com]

So, when Radar leaves, Klinger is the one in charge of ... Radar's stuff.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

mmmhmmm! *nods*