OMG! I found some of the good Crack!

[starrylizard]

Just found the LJ of out_there and it has some really good crack in it.
The hotline (PG13, crack). Too damn funny!

"Hey there, hot stuff, what can I do for you tonight?"

Rodney winced. The voice was incredibly sexy, but probably really some aging pot-bellied drug addict. "Oh god, I can't believe I've become this desperate," he snapped. He'd actually picked up the phone, sat there, and dialed 1-877-HOTGUYZZ.


...and A Regular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. in which Rodney gets stuck in a time dilation field and learns Mad Ninja Skillz.

For some reason, Rodney got the impression that no one actually believed him. Oh, sure, they believed that he'd spent a certain amount of time trapped in the time dilation field. They knew that he'd stayed with some deadly and/or religious locals, and had come back wearing black.

But no one actually believed him when said he knew nine different ways to kill a man and could walk on dried leaves without making a sound.


EDIT...OMG! There's more...*dies happy*
Crack from trinityofone The Universe Is Not Enough.

“Canada has betrayed itself,” Rodney said. “This whole thing has gone too far! We used to have manners, principles, universal health care; now we have petty schemes for intergalactic domination! What have we become? We’re practically,” he shuddered, “American!”

- - - Flies off to Crack!fic heaven!!!