You know it's a slow news day when...

[starrylizard]

Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one

I really like this guys philosophy: Mr Jackson was philosophical, saying the day before he had gone to KFC to get a five-piece wing pack, only to find six pieces inside.

"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," he said.

*gigglesnort*

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[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

And in The Australian, of all newspapers! *mind boggles*

I'd expect that from, like, the Advertiser or something but not The Australian! Good GOD.

*face/palm*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

I know! It cracked me up this afternoon. And it's BREAKING NEWS too! Heee