Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt!

Title: Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt!
Author: starrylizard
Characters: Various women of SGA
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: Gen, Teen, there's a weird mix of angst and humour here.
Spoilers: None
Notes: This was written for the fish_like_bikes challenge for the prompt "Five Things (Five things that never happened, or five things that did.)" Thanks to rinkle for the beta, though I changed it a fair bit since, so any mistakes probably worked their way in since then. Thanks also to celtic_sky for her input.
Summary: I think the title speaks for itself really



( Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt! )

Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt!

Title: Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt!
Author: starrylizard
Characters: Various women of SGA
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: Gen, Teen, there's a weird mix of angst and humour here.
Spoilers: None
Notes: This was written for the fish_like_bikes challenge for the prompt "Five Things (Five things that never happened, or five things that did.)" Thanks to rinkle for the beta, though I changed it a fair bit since, so any mistakes probably worked their way in since then. Thanks also to celtic_sky for her input.
Summary: I think the title speaks for itself really



( Five Ways that the Women of SGA Could Kick a Wraith’s Butt! )

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Just came back from lunch with Yokiem and another friend in the Student Room. Yokiem brought her lunch from home, so she beat us down there and got bored waiting, so she turned on the TV. We haven't actually used the TV since cricket season, but when I say TV, I mean there is a TV/VCR/DVD combo thing tied into a projector, so when you turn off the lights it's kinda like watching a movie screen. Plus there are nice comfy couches to lounge about on.

So yeah, we got bored with Oprah and ended up watching Days of Our Lives. Seriously, I've never really been into soapies and this was hilarious. The three of us were doing voice overs and preempting what the characters would do next, plus the story recapping on these shows is hilarious.

They had this whole scene where one guy's dialogue told us how this woman had not had one, but two bouts of amnesia, of which she hadn't recovered from either one yet. And her doctor (the guy doing the dialogue-ing) had just revealed that he was actually her husband. His reason for not telling her sooner -- "I was afraid that if I pushed her too early she might have a psychotic break" I kid you not.

OMG! Hilarious! Best lunchtime fun I've had in ages. Plus it reminded me again of my 'Days in Atlantis' crack that I was on for a while -- before I realised there were RPGs on LJ already doing a better job than me.

Yes I tried to rope some of you into writing this round robin-style with me, but had to give up. You're all just too intelligent to join in with my stupidity. *grins* Smart people!


( Days of Atlantis; Like matter through a worm hole; so are the days of Atlantis )

As for the most recent SG1 and SGA episodes (10.5 and 3.5), may I say "Wha?" ( this post was just getting kinda long... )

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Just came back from lunch with Yokiem and another friend in the Student Room. Yokiem brought her lunch from home, so she beat us down there and got bored waiting, so she turned on the TV. We haven't actually used the TV since cricket season, but when I say TV, I mean there is a TV/VCR/DVD combo thing tied into a projector, so when you turn off the lights it's kinda like watching a movie screen. Plus there are nice comfy couches to lounge about on.

So yeah, we got bored with Oprah and ended up watching Days of Our Lives. Seriously, I've never really been into soapies and this was hilarious. The three of us were doing voice overs and preempting what the characters would do next, plus the story recapping on these shows is hilarious.

They had this whole scene where one guy's dialogue told us how this woman had not had one, but two bouts of amnesia, of which she hadn't recovered from either one yet. And her doctor (the guy doing the dialogue-ing) had just revealed that he was actually her husband. His reason for not telling her sooner -- "I was afraid that if I pushed her too early she might have a psychotic break" I kid you not.

OMG! Hilarious! Best lunchtime fun I've had in ages. Plus it reminded me again of my 'Days in Atlantis' crack that I was on for a while -- before I realised there were RPGs on LJ already doing a better job than me.

Yes I tried to rope some of you into writing this round robin-style with me, but had to give up. You're all just too intelligent to join in with my stupidity. *grins* Smart people!


( Days of Atlantis; Like matter through a worm hole; so are the days of Atlantis )

As for the most recent SG1 and SGA episodes (10.5 and 3.5), may I say "Wha?" ( this post was just getting kinda long... )

fic rec

Butterfly Effect by chaps1870 (McKay and Sheppard friendship, Gen, AU, PG13)

Great idea and really heart-wrenching. Love this one. :)

fic rec

Butterfly Effect by chaps1870 (McKay and Sheppard friendship, Gen, AU, PG13)

Great idea and really heart-wrenching. Love this one. :)