I know I sometimes have SGA fanfic on the brain, but...

[starrylizard]

Look at these bits of junk mail that just came into my account:

Military shows off new ray gun
This was closely followed by,
Emmett Getting HOT

They just use random phrases to bypass the junkmail filter here, but I just had to laugh. I think there's a cliched crossover fanfic somewhere in there. :D

Or maybe I'm just too easily amused?! :P

Comments

[smuffster.livejournal.com]

Well, see obviously this all links back to that article a while back about the US Military making their enemies gay.

They've developed a ray gun that makes guys hot for each other, and they ask Emmett to attach it to his giant snake *sniggers* and Betty acidentily points it in his direction and it makes him gay, and hot!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

OMG! Bwahahahaha!
Yes and of course Emmett's military contact is one Colonel John Sheppard and he comes over to see what the hold up is. *nods*

[smuffster.livejournal.com]

And the ray gun has made Emmett uber hot, and John is unable to resist him, so they have hot monkey sex on the floor of Emmett's lab until Rodney walks in and is all, what the hell are you doing with my boyfriend you bastard. Cause by then the ray gun has worn off. And John is all, I don't know what happened, I just couldn't resist him. And Emmett clues them in on the ray gun, and omg, Betty has escaped so they must capture her before the whole planet is turned gay and hot. And they eventually find her, but not before she finds them. And she shoots them with her ray gun and, woah, threesome!

The End

[pavaneofstars.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! :D I wonder if the junk mail spammers have any idea how they have amused us today?! ;)

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

You should hear me chortle everytime I decide to clear out my junkmail in gmail. That's where I get all the really weird stuff. :P