Starrylizard

Some of us have had a problem understanding the current global recession. I thought it might be worthwhile explaining it in simple terms.



( THE CURRENT ECONOMIC CRISIS EXPLAINED )



UNDERSTOOD?

This just cracked me up, so I thought I'd share. For those who don't know, he's on a show called Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares and this is how he talks all. the. f-ing. time. lol

( lj-cut for image - Ramsay's omelette recipe )

Been packing and calling around to change my address and cut off services etc. Why do they always take me off hold when I get to a cool bit of "Aliens"? Grr! It kills the suspense man. :P

Okay, my LJ spammage tonight is getting out of hand, but I just had a call from my mum and had to share the funny that is my dad.

Our cat is named Cuddles. It's an unfortunate name, that doesn't really represent her personality and there's a mildly amusing story behind it all, but anyway it is her name. So, apparently last night she moved from where she is supposed to sleep at the end of their bed, up to snuggling up next to my dad's head. She woke him up this morning by making a really nasty smell and mum said dad exclaimed

"OMG! That's disgusting! That's it, from now on I'm changing your name from Cuddles to FLUFFY!"

Bwahahahaha! *dies*
I love my dad!

Guttermaiden posted the best blonde joke ever! Really it's too funny!