Dear English Cricket Team,

[starrylizard]

While it's fun to continually thrash the pants off you, it would be far more fun if you'd at least try not to lose.

I finally get to watch some cricket with my dad and it's boooorrrring!

Buck up old chaps and give it a go. Surely, even with your most interesting players off injured, you can still manage to get some runs.

Let us thrash you in an interesting way.

Sincerely
SL