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Okay, so everyone MUST read this article on David Hewlett that turned up on Uncyclopedia!!! NOW! Thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mcalex22 for pointing it out, because OMG funny!
Hewlett's brief term as Supreme Dictator of Canada brought peace and prosperity to the region...
As if that isn't good enough, follow any of the links to amusement. So far I've read the one on Mooses and Mouses. I'm sitting here crying with laughter. I may just be here all night reading this because it's waaaaay too funny!
Mouse controlled corporations: Disney, Microsoft *Dies*
Dr. Elizabeth Weir is the leader of the Atlantis Expedition on the quasi-fictional show Stargate Atlantis, which involves a multinational team of explorers searching for terrorists, oil, or weapons of mass destruction. Once blonde, she has since dyed her hair red, the resulting trauma of which aged her 19.7 years.
The other planets they visit look suspiciously like parts of Canada, with many rocks and trees, and sometimes water; but it can't possibly be Canada, because that's where SG-1 does most of their exploring. It is suspected, however, that these planets were terraformed millenia ago by Canadian Ancients
On elephants and mice - "Well, these motherfucker ass elephants wait til you ain't lookin', and them BAM!! Dey just turn into these mice, motherfucka!! Damn" - Samuel L. Jackson
What Samuel meant by this theory is that elephants morph into mice when not under the speculation of the human eye. How exactly they morph is a question of much debate, and the question has caused much segregation amongst the Mormons who believe in this theory.
Stargate
Teal'c (Pronounced 'Teal', then 'See'), is an Etheopean "Jaffa" tribe member resembling Lawrence Fishburne, with muscles the size of small moons. Can crush people with his eyebrows.
Dr. D.J. Jackson, ...Believes he is cursed because he dies once a season.
Jonas Quinn, The character who murdered Dr. Jackson in Season 5, only to find that Dr. Jackson was ascended and had come back to murder him in Season 7.
Stargate Atlantis" - Merchandise: McKay-Bear: Soft toy in the image of David Hewlett that insults the user when a string is pulled. Gimme one NOW!!!
Canadians are small peace loving creatures similar in appearance to carnivourous rodents but which are known to wear green hockey equipment.
Without this natural camouflage, which effectively matches blood on snow, they would be easy prey for invading hunters from neighbouring countries such as Australia and Luxemburg.
Australia
"WTF, Mate? I thought Straiya was jail!"
~ Oscar Wilde on Australia
Australia is a magical, beer-filled land located in the Great Big Billy Ocean. Pronounced 'Strai-ya', usually followed by a 'g'day mate'. It should also be noted, that 'Strai-ya' Is populated by 57% yobboes and 23% South East Queensland and Sydney Yuppies. Hmmmmm...
Australia has a recorded war history of 8 wars, only one of which we started, and was only taken as a last resort to prevent Shannon Noll from producing another album.
Wow! That one is even more politically incorrect than most of the ones I've read tonight. Hmmm got bored and stopped reading that one too!
...and at about this point I finally got bored... actually a lot of the Stargate ones (and other articles) are really not very funny, though they are trying very hard, which in itself is amusing for a few seconds. I say read about the moose and the mice and of course David Hewlett. Yaha. Goodnight all!
mcalex22 for pointing it out, because OMG funny! Hewlett's brief term as Supreme Dictator of Canada brought peace and prosperity to the region...
As if that isn't good enough, follow any of the links to amusement. So far I've read the one on Mooses and Mouses. I'm sitting here crying with laughter. I may just be here all night reading this because it's waaaaay too funny!
Mouse controlled corporations: Disney, Microsoft *Dies*
Dr. Elizabeth Weir is the leader of the Atlantis Expedition on the quasi-fictional show Stargate Atlantis, which involves a multinational team of explorers searching for terrorists, oil, or weapons of mass destruction. Once blonde, she has since dyed her hair red, the resulting trauma of which aged her 19.7 years.
The other planets they visit look suspiciously like parts of Canada, with many rocks and trees, and sometimes water; but it can't possibly be Canada, because that's where SG-1 does most of their exploring. It is suspected, however, that these planets were terraformed millenia ago by Canadian Ancients
On elephants and mice - "Well, these motherfucker ass elephants wait til you ain't lookin', and them BAM!! Dey just turn into these mice, motherfucka!! Damn" - Samuel L. Jackson
What Samuel meant by this theory is that elephants morph into mice when not under the speculation of the human eye. How exactly they morph is a question of much debate, and the question has caused much segregation amongst the Mormons who believe in this theory.
Stargate
Teal'c (Pronounced 'Teal', then 'See'), is an Etheopean "Jaffa" tribe member resembling Lawrence Fishburne, with muscles the size of small moons. Can crush people with his eyebrows.
Dr. D.J. Jackson, ...Believes he is cursed because he dies once a season.
Jonas Quinn, The character who murdered Dr. Jackson in Season 5, only to find that Dr. Jackson was ascended and had come back to murder him in Season 7.
Stargate Atlantis" - Merchandise: McKay-Bear: Soft toy in the image of David Hewlett that insults the user when a string is pulled. Gimme one NOW!!!
Canadians are small peace loving creatures similar in appearance to carnivourous rodents but which are known to wear green hockey equipment.
Without this natural camouflage, which effectively matches blood on snow, they would be easy prey for invading hunters from neighbouring countries such as Australia and Luxemburg.
Australia
"WTF, Mate? I thought Straiya was jail!"
~ Oscar Wilde on Australia
Australia is a magical, beer-filled land located in the Great Big Billy Ocean. Pronounced 'Strai-ya', usually followed by a 'g'day mate'. It should also be noted, that 'Strai-ya' Is populated by 57% yobboes and 23% South East Queensland and Sydney Yuppies. Hmmmmm...
Australia has a recorded war history of 8 wars, only one of which we started, and was only taken as a last resort to prevent Shannon Noll from producing another album.
Wow! That one is even more politically incorrect than most of the ones I've read tonight. Hmmm got bored and stopped reading that one too!
...and at about this point I finally got bored... actually a lot of the Stargate ones (and other articles) are really not very funny, though they are trying very hard, which in itself is amusing for a few seconds. I say read about the moose and the mice and of course David Hewlett. Yaha. Goodnight all!
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Sadly, there is no Michael Shanks article. However, there is an RDA one which is amusing.
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And clicked on the Tom Baker link, which directed me to the Doctor Who one. Anyway. Their evil aliens!
Picture of a Dialect.
And my all time favourite bad guys:
Andrex Puppies
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