Women are like apples

[starrylizard]

women:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women
who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!



Now Men....

Men:

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with.



In other news, my two best friends won prizes for their talk/poster presentations. Woohoo!