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out_there and it has some really good crack in it.
The hotline (PG13, crack). Too damn funny!
"Hey there, hot stuff, what can I do for you tonight?"
Rodney winced. The voice was incredibly sexy, but probably really some aging pot-bellied drug addict. "Oh god, I can't believe I've become this desperate," he snapped. He'd actually picked up the phone, sat there, and dialed 1-877-HOTGUYZZ.
...and A Regular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. in which Rodney gets stuck in a time dilation field and learns Mad Ninja Skillz.
For some reason, Rodney got the impression that no one actually believed him. Oh, sure, they believed that he'd spent a certain amount of time trapped in the time dilation field. They knew that he'd stayed with some deadly and/or religious locals, and had come back wearing black.
But no one actually believed him when said he knew nine different ways to kill a man and could walk on dried leaves without making a sound.
EDIT...OMG! There's more...*dies happy*
Crack fromtrinityofone The Universe Is Not Enough.
“Canada has betrayed itself,” Rodney said. “This whole thing has gone too far! We used to have manners, principles, universal health care; now we have petty schemes for intergalactic domination! What have we become? We’re practically,” he shuddered, “American!”
- - - Flies off to Crack!fic heaven!!!
out_there and it has some really good crack in it. The hotline (PG13, crack). Too damn funny!
"Hey there, hot stuff, what can I do for you tonight?"
Rodney winced. The voice was incredibly sexy, but probably really some aging pot-bellied drug addict. "Oh god, I can't believe I've become this desperate," he snapped. He'd actually picked up the phone, sat there, and dialed 1-877-HOTGUYZZ.
...and A Regular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. in which Rodney gets stuck in a time dilation field and learns Mad Ninja Skillz.
For some reason, Rodney got the impression that no one actually believed him. Oh, sure, they believed that he'd spent a certain amount of time trapped in the time dilation field. They knew that he'd stayed with some deadly and/or religious locals, and had come back wearing black.
But no one actually believed him when said he knew nine different ways to kill a man and could walk on dried leaves without making a sound.
EDIT...OMG! There's more...*dies happy*
Crack from
trinityofone The Universe Is Not Enough.“Canada has betrayed itself,” Rodney said. “This whole thing has gone too far! We used to have manners, principles, universal health care; now we have petty schemes for intergalactic domination! What have we become? We’re practically,” he shuddered, “American!”
- - - Flies off to Crack!fic heaven!!!
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yeah, I'm fine though my voice is still strained from my cold and I'm not allowed to go to my fencing class *weeps* but I'll go tomorrow no matter what :P doesn't want to miss too much of it.
How have you been, had a nice Easter??? ^-^
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Oh cool, fencing! I've never tried that. Looks hard.
I had a great easter. Went on a picnic with some of the sydney F-list and then my mum came to visit and we went to the Easter show. Really nice.
I'll make a post later with some pics, if I ever manage to upload them.
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fencing is my sports class for this semester, it's hard and at the beginning a bit boring b/c you just have to train how to move your feet but it's really cool =)
sounds great, I'm glad you had fun :)
oh, yeah pics ^-^