Creature Crack Challenge

[starrylizard]

http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/225854.html

Oooh! Ahhhhhhrg! Nooooooo! Too many plot bunnies and I promised I wasn't going to write more crack!fic for a while!
Please help me! Kill the bunnies! *runs after them with plushie baseball bat*

Comments

[lightz474.livejournal.com]

Hehee, awww. You should write one. *hides the bat* *cough*gnome fic..gnome fic*cough* :D Oooooh, I could totally see Rodney talking to a talking squirrel. Wow, this is tempting! *hands you back the bat*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Gnome! Keebler elf! Nooooooo! *snatches the bat back* You is evil!!!