Creature Crack Challenge

[starrylizard]

http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/225854.html

Oooh! Ahhhhhhrg! Nooooooo! Too many plot bunnies and I promised I wasn't going to write more crack!fic for a while!
Please help me! Kill the bunnies! *runs after them with plushie baseball bat*

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[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

See! It's evil! Though um that does sound funny!
*headesk*
*hands you the plushie baseball bat*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

...and I've got this weird vibe from the 'sea anemones' prompt. I mean Rodney and Liz and Carson and Shep...can't you just sea them as little starfish or something! *pops herself with the bat*