OK so today when I was hugging my fixed laptop to me in relief (I have become quite attached to it, you see), I decided that I should start my own religion in which computer virus makers have their own special hell; a special hell in which they have to sit all day typing up something till it's perfect and then having their hard drive erase itself, or watching their computer restart itself several thousand times, or opening up their web browser to find that all their favourites have changed to porn sites and their homepage is now an expicit slash XXX site.

So this train of thought had me thinking, what other special hell's could my religion have?

So I decided to start a list, just to make me feel better.

1. Computer virus maker special hell (as previously mentioned)
2. An evil land lord special hell (this will most certainly be elaborated on in future posts, as the rant is building up much steam.)
3. An evil TV programmers hell. (The next time they put Simple Life 3 over the Atlantis timeslot. Seriously, the cricket I can handle, but that's just low.)
4. still thinking, but I feel better now.

Feel free to comment and add your own special hell/s. My religion may take off yet!
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From: [identity profile] wickedalchemist.livejournal.com


Ha! That's the best idea! Special hell for ... hm ... let me think ... (we should really start a community based on this, Inge :P)

A special hell for concieted government officials? Where they have to live in lands where they get raped, um, have loved ones blown to bits and watch on while idiots in government do the exact opposite of the thing that would help them.

Bankers! Or people who run banks or whatever, where they have to sit around all day writing out cheques to banks, filling in 100000 forms with their personal information on it and paying more bank fees.

Yeah, that's all I can think of right now unfortunately. Possibly more will come :P
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