There's a Lunar eclipse going on tonight. The moon passing through the Earth's shadow. It makes the full moon blood red as the shadow passes across it. Quite beautiful and eerie at once. Obviously the moon has me in its grips tonight. I flipped through my current list of unfinished prompts and this is what happened. This one is for [livejournal.com profile] rinkle and totally not what she was after, I'm sure. :P
Oh, also, unbeta-ed, so feel free to point out any errors. Written in ten minutes of lunar madness. :)


Title: I love you
Author: [livejournal.com profile] starrylizard
Rating: PG, Gen, crack
Fandom: Supernatural
Word count: 169
Prompt: From [livejournal.com profile] rinkle for my Gen fic dare-me post – Dean and Sam say "I love you" explicitly (as in not with other words or gestures...although, you can fiddle around with the phraseology) to each other. Caveats: 1. They can not be drunk or under the influence and 2. Neither of them are dying.
Summary: Complete crack! Dean has to say those three little words.



Dean looked at Sam.

Sam stared at Dean from his perch on Dean’s hand. “Riddip!”

“So, I have to say…” Dean held his phone clenched between his ear and his shoulder. “Aw, do I have to? Okay then. Thanks, Bobby.” Dean sighed and set down the phone.

He swallowed, stared at the toad-that-was-Sam, before setting him on the bed and kneeling before him.

“I-” Dean swallowed. “-I love you, Sam.” He pursed his lips and kissed Sam on the top of his green, warty head. Sitting up, he quickly reached for his hip flask and rinsed his mouth out.

Nothing happened. Sam croaked dully.

With barely restrained anger, Dean picked up the phone again. “Why is Sam still a toad? What do you mean I’ve gotta mean it?”

Dean hung up on Bobby’s barely restrained laughter and stared at the toad.

“Bitch!”

There was a resounding “pop” and a very naked Sam was crouching on the bed.

“Jerk!” he said. And Dean knew it meant I love you too.



Note: Yeah I know, Sam didn't actually say it, but he would... unlike Dean. So I call it a win anyway. You'll have to add more caveats next time, Rinkle. :P
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From: [identity profile] anniehow.livejournal.com


Bwahahaha! "What do you mean I’ve gotta mean it?" "Bitch!" "Jerk!"

That was priceless! And, as far as I'm concerned, perfect!!

From: [identity profile] eesia.livejournal.com


Hee, lovely dear. Dean would've never told this if Sam's live didn't depend on it :)

And BTW, welcome on [livejournal.com profile] spn_crackfic
*hugs*

From: [identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com


Thank you! :)
And thanks for the welcome too. I've been lurking in the comm for a while, but seems like since I joined I haven't posted any crack. *hugs back*
ext_12410: (spn - dean facepalm (by mixedbatch))

From: [identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com


heeee! of course "bitch!" is more heartfelt than "i love you".... dean having to kiss toad!sam cracks me up, and look, bobby! very fun. :D

From: (Anonymous)


Aw.Good story. And it's true. Jerk/b*tch is the boys' code for I love you. I didn't figure that out until Hunted but it's true and sweet.

From: [identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com


Yep! Sam can say stuff like "I love you," but when it comes to the two of them, codewords are far more meaningful. They are such brothers! :)
Thanks for reading. :)

From: [identity profile] iamstealthyone.livejournal.com


What do you mean I’ve gotta mean it?”

Dean hung up on Bobby’s barely restrained laughter and stared at the toad.

“Bitch!”

There was a resounding “pop” and a very naked Sam was crouching on the bed.

“Jerk!” he said.


*g* Very cute. :)

From: [identity profile] wishforhome.livejournal.com


Hey. I just wanted to drop you a note and let you know that you've been recced here (http://community.livejournal.com/crack_impala/52387.html) at [livejournal.com profile] crack_impala.

From: [identity profile] anansay.livejournal.com


LMAO!!!

Oh, that was perfect!

*serious voice*
Such depth in so few words. Such meaning behind a single word. You've managed to bring the entirety of their relationship (brother love yo!) to light.
*end serious voice*

*cracks up again*

From: [identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com


Awesome! Thanks so much! The prompt was a dare and I could only manage it with crack. Glad you enjoyed. :)

From: [identity profile] mistojen.livejournal.com


mmmnaked!Sam... i love the bitch/jerk being code for "I love you" I SO see it that way, Lizzie. I found this on [livejournal.com profile] crack_impala but I have no idea how I missed it when you first posted >.< I fail lol

From: [identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com


Hehe! I can get Sammy shirtless or naked on the slimmest of pretences. :P
Thanks, Jen. :)
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