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Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
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lightz474's prompt - The boys from Supernatural accidently make their way onto Atlantis and hit on Weir and Teyla and fight zombies in the mess hall. XD spn/sga snippet here
Frombella_blu's prompt - Lizzie kills everyone on Atlantis is a crazed rampage. (Just because someone said that her hair was a bit flat that day.) sga snippet here
Fromrinkle's prompt - That time when Dean got cursed by a fairy. spn fic snippet here
Fromyokiem's prompt - Muppet!rodney, everyone wants to ruffle his hair! sga snippet here
Fromsakuracorr's prompt - Sam and Dean share a bed and their feelings in a cold hotel room. spn snippet (in its own entry due to length)
Try me...
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lightz474's prompt - The boys from Supernatural accidently make their way onto Atlantis and hit on Weir and Teyla and fight zombies in the mess hall. XD spn/sga snippet hereFrom
bella_blu's prompt - Lizzie kills everyone on Atlantis is a crazed rampage. (Just because someone said that her hair was a bit flat that day.) sga snippet hereFrom
rinkle's prompt - That time when Dean got cursed by a fairy. spn fic snippet hereFrom
yokiem's prompt - Muppet!rodney, everyone wants to ruffle his hair! sga snippet hereFrom
sakuracorr's prompt - Sam and Dean share a bed and their feelings in a cold hotel room. spn snippet (in its own entry due to length)
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1)Vampires loose on Atlantis.
2)Team Sheppard gets stuck on an Oz like planet and have a lot of explaining to do to Ronon & Teyla about meeting the Wizard.
3)Um... Yeah, I've run out of silly ideas. :p Oooooh, the boys from Supernatural accidently make their way onto Atlantis and hit on Weir and Teyla and fight zombies in the mess hall. XD
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Peter's always been more than a brother to Nathan.
Rodney can't have Sam, because Sam wants his sister.
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1. Lizzie kills everyone on Atlantis is a crazed rampage. (Just because someone said that her hair was a bit flat that day.)
2. The Supernatural boys decide to take a day off, only to find that the day has taken them off. (Yeah, I don't know what that means, either. *shrugs*) And then they kill everyone.
3. Teyla and Rodney are forced to repopulate Atlantis, after everyone dies of a mysterious illness (that Rodney concocted to kill everyone)
Do you sense a pattern here? *facepalm*
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*wnaders off humming "murder on the dancefloor*
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A hand touched her shoulder and she turned around to see Sheppard looking at her curiously. "Are you okay, Elizabeth?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Good, because if the worst thing it did was..." He paused indicating her head. "then I think we were lucky." Sheppard grinned, then chuckled as Elizabeth felt her hair.
A red rage swam into her vision all of a sudden. How dare he mock her hair!
Sheppard wasn't laughing anymore after she kicked out his feet and grabbed his P90, taking out him and the science team that had been with them, before they could say "WTF is Elizabeth doing with a gun?". Blowing errant strands of hair out of her face, she hefted the weapon, picked out a second one for her other hand and yelled a warrior's cry akin to Xena's.
They would pay for the hair. They would all pay!
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1. Sammy dies...a long and painful death allowing him to pontificate a *lot* to Dean about all the chick flicky things he wants to say.
2. *dies of laughter* You did ask for it...Dangerous when people know you. Rodney and Ralph make it to Atlantis. *giggles more and more evilly*
3. That time when Dean got cursed by a fairy.
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You should post them all in a separate post afterwards, so we all get to share in the fun...*nods*
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Boys of Atlantis get turned into muppets! (Ronon can still shoot weapons and kick arse as a muppet!)
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But I can prob do Muppet ROnon et al. :P
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I LOVE THIS. FTW.
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"Well, deactivate the shield and let them through." Weir smiled at Chuck.
The radio crackled to life. Ah, Elizabeth. We have a slight situation here. Maybe you could clear the gateroom of any unnecessary personnel...
*I told you not to touch it*
*There were no energy readings, it's not like...*
*It was a giant fluffy...*
*Well in hindsight we all have 20/20*
Would you two knock it off and let the grown-ups talk?
There was a sound of Ronon growling low and Weir could have sworn she heard Rodney gulp, and - though their voices were unmistakably theirs - the radio must have been having problems because their voices sounded much higher than usual.
"What seems to be the problem, Colonel?"
It'll be easier just to show you, perhaps have Beckett meet us in the gateroom...
Weir frowned. "Okay, clear all but essential personnel and could someone call Beckett?
"Okay Colonel, come on through."
The team stepped through the gate, or at least Teyla did...carrying enough gear for four and looking rather harried. "Teyla, where's the rest of...?" The rest of the question was forgotten as Elizabeth followed Teyla's gaze down. There walked three little muppets in the perfect likeness of Rodney, Ronon and Sheppard. "What the hell...?"
"Stop staring at me and fix this!" griped the Rodney muppet, stamping one little, soft, booted foot and clutching an oversized laptop to his chest.
"I told him not to touch it," stated the Ronon muppet, a loose woolen dreadlock falling down over his face and a sword clutched above his head.
The Sheppard muppet frowned, his little face scrunching up as he glared at the other two and they both fell silent.
Weir blinked, rubbed her eyes ad blinked again. It was a testament to all the weirdness of the Pegasus galaxy that she didn't double over laughing and check herself into a small white room right then and there. Instead she gestured toward her office.
"Gentlemen, shall we?"
Walking behind muppet Rodney, she thoughtlessly reached down toward his head, ruffling the little mop of stringy muppet hair. The Rodney muppet stopped stock still, his whole body shaking in fury as he spun around on his heel, and Elizabeth realised what she'd just done and pulled her hand back guiltily.
"Sorry, Rodney. You're just so... cute!"
The Rodney muppet scrunched his face up, obviously finding himself unable to roll his eyes, and then stalked the rest of the way to the office. Teyla and Elizabeth's giggles followed him, as Teyla confessed "I did the same thing."
Muppet Ronon turned to Elizabeth as they headed into the room. He stood as if waiting for something; his little face looked sad.
"Ronon?"
"What's wrong with my hair." Elizabeth grinned as she rustled Ronon's hair, before watching him climb nibly into the human-sized seat.
"So gentlemen? How do we fic this?" she asked, leaning on the desk.
It was going to be a long day...
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Plus you have an interesting typo in the second last line!!!
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Dean giggled - he actually giggled - As he twirled around the gardens looking up at the moon until he became too dizzy and sprawled on his ass.
Sam scrubbed a hand down his face, grateful that they were alone here in the quaint English gardens. They'd been drawn to them by stories of missing children and tales of little fairy people.
"Dean. DEAN! Would you stop that?!"
"You're just jealous little brother... because I'm older and more mature." He stood and began to twirl again.
Sam sighed, leaving his brother where he was for the moment, but keeping him in sight. He tied his tshirt around his face, making a makeshift mask as he continued his search. Fairy dust! Bah! When he got his hands on those damn winged cretins...
"Come on, Sam. Dance with me."
Sam breathed a long sigh. This was going to be a long night...
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The zombies were closing in, little Miko at the front, her skin green under the lights and her face a mess of rotting flesh. Teyla fired, aiming the silver bullet carefully at the zombies heads just as she'd been taught and the younger Winchester gave her a curt nod of approval, the older one looked her up and down briefly and smirked. "Not bad!"
Elizabeth wished she'd never found that Ancient amulet and read the inscription. How could she have known? She couldn't. until now she never would have believed it, would have scoffed at tales of ressurecting the dead, but here they were...alive, but dead, but walking.
Then Rodney had found a second amulet and pulled the Winchesters out of thin air. They'd gotten over the shock faster than most people would have and been helping plan a way out since.
Now, trapped in the mess hall, surrounded by their collegues - their dead collegues - Elizabeth was really ready to call it a day and stumble back to Earth... Ori or no.
She stood behind Dean, trusting him the same way she would Sheppard, clutched the back of his leather jacket lightly and watched the others aim and fire, aim and fire.
She could hear Dean humming under his breath... "Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head. They can't eat you if you shoot them dead. Shoot the zombies, kill the zombies, shoot the zombies, hey!"
Her radio crackled. Elizabeth, Teyla! Prepare to be beamed up. She'd never been so happy to hear Caldwell's voice, McKay's snarking in the background.
A bright light and they were standing in the Daedalus...facing Sheppard's green rotting skin...
The end! :P
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*yawns* :)
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Phew, done. :)