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So, after I posted my Sateda commentary, to my surprise, there has been some call for more Wraith advertisements.
The Wraith commercials I made can be found here and here. (contain footage from Sateda and Allies respectively)
I did come up with some more terrible Wraith product puns (It's sad I know), but then I thought "why should the Wraith get all the fun?" and I also thought it would be way more fun to throw it out as a challenge to all of you.
So, make up a commercial for a product for use by anyone in the Stargate universe and come and join in the fun.
Maybe you think the Asgard could use some skin care products, the Ori could use some sunscreen in their fiery little haven, or the Ancients might have need of the time-honoured classic book “Ascension for Dummies.” Whatever you can think up, it's all welcome.
There's no time limit or sign up and no limit to the number of advertisements you can make. Really bad puns and cracked out products are highly encouraged.
-- Writers: Write a radio commercial
-- Artists: Make a poster or magazine spread
-- Vidders: Vid a TV commercial
-- combine forces with someone and make a combination of all of these things, or something I haven’t thought of yet.
-- Or just have acrazy idea, but no time - just throw your idea into a comment below. You never know, maybe someone else will take it on and we can all chuckle at your amusing puns in the meantime.
Reply in a comment below with your commercial (type in to the comment or leave us a link to your LJ) and I'll eventually add it to a master list.
Enjoy yourselves.
Starrylizard
The list of entries so far can be found HERE
The Wraith commercials I made can be found here and here. (contain footage from Sateda and Allies respectively)
I did come up with some more terrible Wraith product puns (It's sad I know), but then I thought "why should the Wraith get all the fun?" and I also thought it would be way more fun to throw it out as a challenge to all of you.
So, make up a commercial for a product for use by anyone in the Stargate universe and come and join in the fun.
Maybe you think the Asgard could use some skin care products, the Ori could use some sunscreen in their fiery little haven, or the Ancients might have need of the time-honoured classic book “Ascension for Dummies.” Whatever you can think up, it's all welcome.
There's no time limit or sign up and no limit to the number of advertisements you can make. Really bad puns and cracked out products are highly encouraged.
-- Writers: Write a radio commercial
-- Artists: Make a poster or magazine spread
-- Vidders: Vid a TV commercial
-- combine forces with someone and make a combination of all of these things, or something I haven’t thought of yet.
-- Or just have acrazy idea, but no time - just throw your idea into a comment below. You never know, maybe someone else will take it on and we can all chuckle at your amusing puns in the meantime.
Reply in a comment below with your commercial (type in to the comment or leave us a link to your LJ) and I'll eventually add it to a master list.
Enjoy yourselves.
Starrylizard
The list of entries so far can be found HERE
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[video of Wraith singing into shampoo bottle in the shower]
DecorWraith wraith wraith,
DecorWraith wraith wraith,
DecorWraith wraith wraith,
DecorWraith wraith wraith.
As Iiiii shampoo my hair,
I really looove my DecorWraith.
And Iiii love the feeling
And so does the fa-mi-ly
Ohh- yeah!
[voice over]
Tired of finding random colours creeping into your white locks?
Try new DecorWraith shampoo, to keep your hair pristine white for longer.
You're gonna love new DecorWraith!
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Also, Inge, those ads are awesome! :D I love the Wraithbans one :)
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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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*grins* Very cool!
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Wish that you could look this way forever?
Want to live like a god?
Try Goa'uld, the latest in health and beauty products.
If symptoms persist, see your nearest sarcophagus
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Haven't had a wraith culling in years? Haven't had another false god trying to convert your world since you got rid of the old one?
Never fear, Stargate Command is here.
Call 1900-destroying-your-world-is-us
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Sick of days that never end?
Sick of days that never end?
Sick of days that never end?
Sick of days that never end?...
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You're weird Rinne! :P
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