Anyone want to entertain me? comment fic

[starrylizard]

Okay, I'm bored tonight. (I'm trying to write my fishlikebikes challenge fic and I'm feeling uninspired)

The point is, it's Friday night and I'm still just shaking the last of this cold and I AM BORED!
So I thought I'd try something silly, though it may be a disaster. Anyone want to entertain me?


Send me a pairing, an item, a song, a picture ... any sort of prompt or combination of prompts at all for SGA fic (or I guess maybe SG1 S9/S10).

I'll try to write a comment fic, or anyone else who is reading is welcome to pick up the prompt and write a comment fic for anyone else. :D

*taps fingers*

EDIT: Well that response was rather underwhelming! I had hoped more people might play. Anyway. Thanks for playing celtic_sky.

Just watched SG1 7x1 and OMG, why didn't they just keep Daniel and Jonas? The two together are just all kinds of awesome and can you imagine adding Cameron to that? *dies of guh*

It's now 1:20am and I'm off to bed. Night all.

If you want to, you can leave me suggestions for the weekend. I may still get to them, if I'm in the mood.

Comments

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

You just hit my "SHE'S BORED! HEEHEE!" button. Damn you. :P Oh well... it's your own fault...

Suggestions:

1. Teyla. This song.


2. Ronon and a dog.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

"Umm, McKay? Could you make your way to section 7B? Now."

McKay scowled as his radio crackled to life.

"What is it Colonel? Can't it wait? I'm kind of busy here."

"Ah no. There's been a little accident and.. Look, just get your ass down here now McKay. Oh and bring Beckett."

Intrigued now, Rodney powered down his laptop and made ready to leave. "Alright then. I'm on my way."

McKay could have sworn he heard some muffled thuds in the background, followed by a yelp and Lorne's voice "She bit me!", before Sheppard's radio cut out.


As Carson and Rodney came to the appointed section, Sheppard met them in the corridor. "She's in there."

"Who is, Colonel? Is someone hurt?" Carson looked worried.

"You could say that. I sort of touched something and apparently it and something to Teyla. We tried to catch her, but she's damn fast." Sheppard rocked back on his toes looking awkward.

"We'll need more than that, Colonel," stated Carson.

"Ah, I think it's easier to show you." Sheppard opened the door a crack, peering into the room, before opening it further and indicating that the other men should follow.

Lorne stood in one corner of the room, watching a box of blankets. Something seemed to be moving around inside it.

"She's in there, Colonel." Lorne spoke quietly. Rodney, noticing the Major's finger was bleeding, didn't step too close.

Suddenly she popped out from the blankets, causing the men to jump backwards. Rodney gave a startled "gah!", while behind him Carson's stepped back with an exclamation of "bloody hell"

The small muppet grinned toothily up at the men. Her long stringy, woolen hair was falling across her face, her over-sized brown eyes narrowed dangerously as she raised two large pencils in her small hands and let loose a muppet war cry. The sound would have been scary, had it not sounded like Teyla's voice only after helium.

And then the small puppet-version of Teyla attacked the four men, and all hell broke loose.


That song cracked me up! :D

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

*is giggling and grinning like a loon* HEE! Thank you, oh muppety queen!

I love that song. Because I love that show. Weee muppets!


My cheeks hurt.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Also! Blankets! And a box! Helium! And STABBY STABBY PENCILS held by wee!Teyla!muppet!

She could so take them still.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

She so could! She'd still whoop them! :P

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

She would!

And she'd so smirk whenever she saw the guys and they would subtley rub their backsides. (Because that is obviously the best place to attack with pencils.)

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Teehee! Yep, perfect place for stabbity pencils. :P

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

I once was stabbed in the thigh by a pencil.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

ouch! I don't think I want to know how that happened.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Heehee. I was... 10? And bouncing around on the chair where I'd just put down a pencil.

Pencil went: "Oooh! Thigh!" *leap*

Shannon went: "OWWWWW!!"

Pencil went: *crack* "Oh NOES! Where is my NOSE?"

Mother went: *special cream to suck out lead* *bandaid*

Shannon wemt: "Stupid pencil."

Pencil went: *cry* "My nose is BROKE! I will never know a nose again!"

Shannnon went: *sharpen*

Pencil went: "Oh. That's better."

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You have such a special way of telling these little tales. :D

*pets you*

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

*is petted* Can you tell it's late early?


Ooh! Pretty butterfly!

[lark_ascends]

*snorts*

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Also, Jonas? Staying? YES OMG.

Especially the three of them. *nod*

Sleep well!

[lark_ascends]

*giggles hysterically*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

"Come on in, Ronon. It's small, but it's better than sleeping at the SGC."

Elizabeth gestured for Ronon to enter the small apartment she now kept for the short periods of time she returned to Earth. The poor guy had been questioned all day by Woolsey and the other officials, but he'd never been phased once. He just sat back and answered all their petty questions with one and two word responses and an air of bored disdain. "They were really stupid questions," he'd told her on the drive home, and she'd had to admit he was completely right.

As Ronon stepped into the apartment though he froze, sniffing the air slightly.

"What's wrong, Ronon?" Elizabeth raised an eyebrow to his back, looking slightly puzzled, as the big guy raised a hand in a gesture for silence. "Something's in here."

That was when Sedge came bounding in. The medium-sized mutt was barking with excitement. "Hey girl. Hey Sedge," she called, more than happy to see her pet. Simon must have dropped her around earlier as a surprise.

Ronon looked puzzled.

"It's okay, Ronon. This is a dog. Her name is Sedge."

"Good eating?" he asked.

"Noooo, this is my pet. You never had pets on Satedan?"

Ronon just shook his head, watching the dog as she jumped up on her owner, tail wagging madly.

"She won't hurt you Ronon. Sedge, this is Ronon." She turned the dog around and pointed to the man.

"She can understand you?"

"Well no, not exactly."

"Then why are you introducing us?"

"Well, she's my pet. Why don't you give her a pat and maybe you'll see what I mean."

Ronon looked doubtful, but he bent down to the dog anyway, patting her on the head. The dog happily licked at his face, jumping up on him and Ronon smiled. Soon the two of them were wresting on the floor and it was hard to tell which growl came from Ronon and which from Sedge, though the laughter was definitely Ronon.

With a small shake of her head and a large grin, Elizabeth left the two of them to play as she wandered into the kitchen to make some tea.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, the cuteness! The cuteness! *flail*

They were really stupid questions

Hee!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Glad you like. :D

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

I adore. Them both.

Just picturing Ronon rumbling and tumbling all around with the doggie!

...Aw man. Now I'm starting to miss my dog.

[lark_ascends]

The incredible cuteness!!! Heee!

[lark_ascends]

I just downloaded too, once I read the story, cause MUPPETS!!! And I hadn't realised that I'd ever watched the Muppet Babies, but I must have, cause I recognise that.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

I think it was around the same time as we used to watch Fraggle Rock. I only remember them both a little bit. :P

[lark_ascends]

My main memories of Fraggle Rock is listening to it on the radio up at my grandparents. Which is kinda odd.

[heylittleriver.livejournal.com]

I think the only reason I remember it is because we own an ep or two on tape. They used a scene from Ghostbusters!

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I always thought that they should've kept Jonas and permanently got rid of Daniel.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

I wasn't in fandom or anything, so maybe they had reasons for the shuffling, but I was so upset when they got rid of Daniel, but then Jonas ended up being a cutie pie and I really liked him, then they just tossed him and went...here's the guy you really love ...and I just went "Bwah?"

It was all just so weird. I never did understand it and at the time I was defiinitely jaded at them making me fall in love with yet another character and then tossing him aside.

Both would have been a nice solution. Two for the price of one! Mmmm.

[lark_ascends]

I would have given you some suggestions, but I didn't get home until 2 am.

Yeah, Daniel and Jonas were awesome together, but I was just happy to have Daniel back.

And, if you're still willing to play:

Elizabeth and a kite.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth stood, waiting with childish excitement as she held the string in both hands. They were on the mainland and several of the Athosian children and even a few adults from the city and the mainland, had gathered around to watch the maiden flight.

When Elizabeth had explained the idea to John Sheppard and Radek Zelenka, late one night after a few too many glasses of Athosian wine, she had expected them to scoff at her and call her sentimental. They had lost so many friends suddenly and without a chance to take stock - without a moment to mourn their passing. They had lost so much over the past months to events which couldn't be changed.

But Radek and John had jumped at the 'project,' almost childlike in the way they discussed the possible design plans. Over the next few weeks she found them on several occasions, arguing gently over the most aerodynamic design and most appropriate geometry.

They'd left it to Elizabeth to decorate the finished product and to add the list of names. She'd thought long and hard, before choosing stars and oceans and the sky. All of the things that both of their homes shared and she painted a small Athosian flower next to each name. To guide them to happiness, Teyla had once said and Elizabeth had smiled at that.

Now, she watched as Radek and John each picked up a corner of their masterpiece and began to run, finally letting go as the wind caught and the string in Elizabeth's grasp pulled taut and began to unwind.

Groden, Markham, Smith, Walker and Stevens, Gall and Abrams... She knew every name from memory that she had written with care, and now they took flight. They floated gently and freely on the wind. Those she had failed.

The shiny surface, reflected the warm morning sun as she watched the kite spiral higher, her face open, laughing like a child. She could hear Radek and John whooping with joy at their success, hugging and bouncing and pumping the air with a fist.

And as the string suddenly jerked to it's end, unable to go any higher, she let go.

"Goodbye," she whispered. The kite was now blurry in her vision, as a single tear ran down her face, only to be followed by more.

A hand on her shoulder startled her for a moment, until she realised it belonged John. Radek stood with them also, and they silently watched as their friends floated peacefully into the sky.

[lark_ascends]

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Groden, Markham, Smith, Walker and Stevens, Gall and Abrams... She knew every name from memory that she had written with care, and now they took flight. They floated gently and freely on the wind. Those she had failed.

Beautiful imagery.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :D

I really am just writing these straight into the comment box. It's quite fun!