This is like the crack!fic of journals! I especially just have to giggle madly at the author notes, because it's just so true! ...and the comment on IP and making the biggest statement possible so the other researchers can't get a foothold. Also sadly very true. *giggles onto the floor!*
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2006/01/16/science/20060117_FRAD_GRAPHIC.html
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2006/01/16/science/20060117_FRAD_GRAPHIC.html