Creature Crack Challenge

[starrylizard]

http://oxoniensis.livejournal.com/225854.html

Oooh! Ahhhhhhrg! Nooooooo! Too many plot bunnies and I promised I wasn't going to write more crack!fic for a while!
Please help me! Kill the bunnies! *runs after them with plushie baseball bat*

Comments

[shoemoney2night.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap!!

That "telepathic cat" prompt? It's got me pitting John against Maruman the bitchy cat from the Obernewtyn Chronicles (who is actually Rodney's cat).Which, despite being actually rather amusing in my head, is really freaking me out.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

See! It's evil! Though um that does sound funny!
*headesk*
*hands you the plushie baseball bat*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

...and I've got this weird vibe from the 'sea anemones' prompt. I mean Rodney and Liz and Carson and Shep...can't you just sea them as little starfish or something! *pops herself with the bat*

[lightz474.livejournal.com]

Hehee, awww. You should write one. *hides the bat* *cough*gnome fic..gnome fic*cough* :D Oooooh, I could totally see Rodney talking to a talking squirrel. Wow, this is tempting! *hands you back the bat*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Gnome! Keebler elf! Nooooooo! *snatches the bat back* You is evil!!!