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starrylizard ([personal profile] starrylizard) wrote2011-11-19 08:11 pm
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Fic: Grass hopper guts and zombie hugs (Primeval, Gen, PG)

Title: Grass hopper guts and zombie hugs
Author: [livejournal.com profile] starrylizard
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Becker/Jess, Matt
Info: 300 words, gen, PG
Summary: "Nooooo you don’t. You wouldn’t dare."
Notes: Written for this prompt request by [livejournal.com profile] seren_ccd over [livejournal.com profile] just_kiss_her. Just getting around to posting it elsewhere. First Primeval fic and no beta, so feel free to point out any mistakes and I'll fix it. Other comments also very welcome. :)

Matt shuffled into the locker room, frowning as he shucked his now slimy jacket to the floor with an unappealing squelch. It was just another one of those missions where there was no saving his kit. He may as well burn his clothes as wash them - no way he’d get all the giant grasshopper guts out his clothing.

An ear-shattering screech pulled him from thoughts on his favourite (now green) shirt and, for a moment, had him reaching for his weapon. That is until he recognised the distinctive clatter of high-heeled shoes. The sound was shortly followed by the shoes’ owner as Jess came screeching down the corridor that ran past the locker rooms.

“Nooooo you don’t. You wouldn’t dare.”

“Don’t you want a hug, Jess?” Becker’s voice filtered down from the direction Jess had just come from. It was only now that Jess had stopped in the doorway, chest heaving for breath, that Matt noticed the stripe of green slime running along her cheek.

“Stay back, Becker. I’m warning you.” Jess’ smile was radiant as she laughed, pulling off her shoes to hold them up like weapons.

Becker moved into view now, lumbering along like a zombie, hands out-stretched as he grinned mischievously. “Come back Jess. I only want a hug.”

He lumbered forward again, making “grrrr” noises as he advanced. Green slime was squelching from his entire outfit and leaving a trail along the floor where he’d been.

“Eeeeee!” Jess let out another high-pitched squeal of disgust and took off, Becker continuing to lumber after her until they were both out of Matt’s view once more.

Matt rolled his eyes and shook his head, but this time, when he continued to strip off his goopy, green-covered clothes, it was with a wide grin on his face.

[identity profile] merlins-sister.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Snorfle! Very nice. :D

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :D

[identity profile] freddiejoey.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Terrific fun!

*Falls to the floor at the thought of lovely Becker making "grrr" noises*

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Teehee! Thank you! :D

[identity profile] nietie.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*
You can hug me anytime, Becker *g*

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh! It'd be awfully tempting, even if grasshopper goop was involved. *G*
thelibraniniquity: (This Is A Becker Icon)

[personal profile] thelibraniniquity 2011-11-19 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Great fun.

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks muchly! :D
fififolle: (Primeval - Becker confused)

[personal profile] fififolle 2011-11-19 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Naughty Becker!!
I can't imagine why she doesn't want a hug *g*

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Teehee! I know right?! :)
clea2011: (JessBecker2)

[personal profile] clea2011 2011-11-19 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol that was fun :)

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

[identity profile] madscribbles.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I would brave just about anything for a hug from Becker but I think I'd also draw the line when he's covered in any sort of animal goo. This was adorable!

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, me too! :)

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Naughty!Becker. ;)

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a boy thing - running after girls with slime. :)

[identity profile] dreamer-98.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee, too cute! :)

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

I'm going to have to pick me up a Jess/Becker icon somewhere or grab some screencaps and make some. You all have awesome icons. :)
fredbassett: (Becker - Not Bad)

[personal profile] fredbassett 2011-11-20 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, I'm with Jess on this one!!

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Teehee! Thanks! :)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] trio)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2011-11-20 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Cute :D

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I love your icon! :)

[identity profile] taricha.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, that was adorable!

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :D

[identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
heehee! Becker is evil, but in a very fun way *evil grin*

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes he is! :D

[identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Cute story.

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)