You know it's a slow news day when...

[starrylizard]

Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one

I really like this guys philosophy: Mr Jackson was philosophical, saying the day before he had gone to KFC to get a five-piece wing pack, only to find six pieces inside.

"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," he said.

*gigglesnort*

Comments

[lark_ascends]

LOL!!!!!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Gave me such a giggle this afternoon. :)

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yep! I was giggling like a silly thing! It's such a dry report of this non-event. And it's listed as Breaking News on the website. At least he got a new packet of chips! lol

[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

And in The Australian, of all newspapers! *mind boggles*

I'd expect that from, like, the Advertiser or something but not The Australian! Good GOD.

*face/palm*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

I know! It cracked me up this afternoon. And it's BREAKING NEWS too! Heee

[tiggeratl1.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*! I lurv that it's under breaking news !!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

I know! I was looking around to see if it was April Fools or some such. Just so weird...and in The Australian too! Ha!

[lsketch42.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!

*cough*

Ahem. Poor guy.

*pets Mr. Jackson*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

It's alright. Coles replaced his defective packet of chips! *snickers*

The Australian is a highly respected newspaper. It's just so weird. LOL

[hollysamantha.livejournal.com]

oh my gosh!!! I adore this!!! Gotta love The Australian!! :D

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[caffienekitty]

The One Cheese Ring to Rule them All, perhaps?

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

LOL, may be. :P