Rain Rippling over Muscled Abs (SPN, gen, PG)

[starrylizard]

Title: Rain Rippling over Muscled Abs
Author: starrylizard
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen, crack
Word count: 773
Spoilers: None
Summary: A crack remix of Rain is falling down by rinkle, because she demanded asked nicely for it! :P
Also covers paranormal25 prompt: haunting


“Oh, geeze, Sam, could you be a bigger girl!” The short-haired attractive guy leaned over the hole that the really attractive guy was digging.

Liz sighed, leaning her insubstantial form closer to take a better look, but not close enough for the short-haired one to decide to hit her with rock-salt again. Man how she liked the way that shaggy mop of hair was dripping rainwater and mud into his face, or for that matter how the rain water was running down his defined arms that rippled with muscles as he worked. The guy was built. Pity he was trying to get rid of her. She could stand to haunt this guy for a while longer.

The really attractive one, Sam, stopped digging at the comment from his brother, rested attractively on his shovel and looked up. The expression he gave could have come straight out of a soap opera just before the advertisement break and Liz giggled forgetting where she was. Luckily, the brothers were too busy bitching to notice and a well-timed crack of thunder hid the noise anyway. She didn’t like the rock salt they were packing. That stuff stung.

“You want to be down here?” Sam snapped at his brother.

The poor guy was never going to be dry again, but Liz was so not feeling any sympathy at the moment. If she could take a picture right now, she could sell it to one of those magazines. It would fit nicely beside those photo shoots with guys in various uniforms looking all sweaty and dirty that her big sister used to hide under her bed. If only the guy would take his shirt off. Well, even a dead girl could dream right?

So far the guy had dug about four foot down and was standing in two feet of freezing water. He looked mad as hell as it was, and there was no point in stirring up any more mischief. She’d be surprised if they even reached the coffin before night’s end at this rate.

Sam irritably flicked hair out of his eyes, but it immediately fell back, dripping more water down his face and getting in his eyes. He leant the shovel against the side of the grave and pulled off his shirt and, after pushing his wet hair back, tied it around his head. Liz sat down so hard it would have hurt if she could even feel her body any more. She imagined her cheeks blushing red as they would have when she was alive.

“Woah, Sammy, do I have to provide you with some stripping music?” The brother smirked and wolf-whistled, and Liz crawled back to her feet and peered back into the grave.

“Dean, I’d suggest you shut up. I’m cold, I’m wet – don’t you dare snigger! Do you have any idea how hard it is to dig when the ground is this wet? The shovel virtually doesn’t move! I’m covered in mud; I think it’s even down my underwear.”

Dean raised his hands up in front of him in a stop gesture. “Just don’t start stripping them off. I really don’t want to know, man.”

A chant started in Liz’s brain, almost like a little prayer - ‘Take them off, take them off, take them off...’

She shuffled yet closer, only to suppress a chortle of pure voyeuristic delight as a perfect beam of moonlight made its way through the heavy cloud cover and, for just a few moments, clearly illuminated the sight below. She watched as Sam wearily picked up the shovel again and started flinging mud all over himself as rain water ran down his arms, his bare chest and back and the best damn set of abs she’d ever seen in her life, or death for that matter.

She had the sudden thought that, at this very moment, she could truly die happy, then remembered she was dead already and shrugged. Well at least she could move onto the next plane (or whatever) with a few happy memories.

Settling in for the long haul, Liz floated pleasantly above the grave, thinking this must have been the reason why she liked haunting the old mansion. It was fate. It had to be. She was meant to have this.

And, as she watched, she wondered if she’d get to see it all again tomorrow night… after they realised that this was the wrong grave.

Comments

[lark_ascends]

OMGILOVEYOU!!!!!!

*flails like a mad thing*

You got the moonlight in!!!

And it's the wrong grave!!!

And...*gah*

*explodes*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yeup! I had to put all the stuff that I couldn't make you write in here. It was fun!

*ducks from exploding Rinne, before it gets too messy*

[sixxsixxsixx23.livejournal.com]

Hee! The dead girl certainly has the right idea...

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yep, she's a girl after my own heart! :D

[anniehow.livejournal.com]

*rested attractively on his shovel and looked up* Bwahahaha!

plus does the "wrong grave, see you tomorrow" dance of glee

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*dances with you* :D
Thank you!

[theladyscribe]

HAHAHAHA!!!

This was fantastic! A horny ghost lusting after poor Sammy Winchester, who doesn't even realize what he's doing to the girl. And it's the wrong grave.

Delightful!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

So pleased to have amused! *grins* :D

[goodisrelative.livejournal.com]

Pointed here by rinkle. Although I have never seen an ep of SPN, I do read all of Rinkle's fic and read the one you remixed here.

This is great! cute and funny and I totally love the last line! :)

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for reading! I'm glad it's amusing to someone who isn't in the fandom too! :)

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

heeeee! i love the last line! she's a lucky ghost, that one.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

OMG your icon! *dies*

Thank you! :)

[lynne-mitchell.livejournal.com]

Hehe. You sure know how to get readers, don't you?

Rain Rippling over Muscled Abs? Who the hell could resist that?

Very cute. I liked this a lot.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*grins* Well it was a silly play on the original title, but if it makes people read it, I like that side effect! *bounces on toes*

Thank you, glad you liked it! :)

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so clever and well-done! And God but how can you blame the poor girl?? Thanks for writing and posting this!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Nope, I certainly can't blame her.
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Hehehee... oh honey. Poor Sammy!!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yeup, poor Sammy! :P
He's gonna be so freaking mad when he finds out it's the wrong grave! :P

[lil-fool.livejournal.com]

A chant started in Liz’s brain, almost like a little prayer - ‘Take them off, take them off, take them off...’

At the same time, my brain was chanting the same thing...(cough)

This is so awesome. So for all these episodes, we finally find out what the ghosts were thinking whenever Dean or Sam starts digging their graves...

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*cough* The ghost is kinda re-itterating my commentary as Rinne wrote the original fic! *cough*

Well we at least know what one horny female ghost was thinking. *grins*
Thank you! :)

[alias_chick.livejournal.com]

LOL!! That totally made my night!! Ha ha wouldn't I just love to be that ghost! Lol and that last line was PREFECT!! *dies laughing so she can BE that ghost ;D

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[roothekittykat.livejournal.com]

that's a great icon :D it makes me laugh!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

me too! :D

[ngatiara.livejournal.com]

Ah man, I loved the original to this, and this was just the perfect companion piece to it!! The wrong grave, oh poor Sammy, lol. Thanks for this, I just cracked up.

Tahra

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yay! You know I think I'm most happy I wrote this because of the icons people are replying with. Guh!Sammy!

So glad it amused! :D

[ngatiara.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Evil!Sam is my favourite kinda Sam, so hot! But, how about a confused Sam?

Sammy Icon Tennis! A game all fangirls can play *giggle*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Aww! *squidges him*
Sad Sammy!

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this was delightful! Can we all relate????

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I certainly hope that if I'm ever a ghost I can use my ghostly powers for such fun! :D

[marvinmuse.livejournal.com]

That ending was perfect!
Great story!

-Marvin

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! :D

[vesuvianite.livejournal.com]

Too cute. =) It's nice to get a smidgen of crack every once in a while as a break from the serious, angsty stuff (which I love too).

And that last line was a real winner!

Great job.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so much angst at the moment with the season finale out. Glad to lighten the mood. :)
Thanks for commenting.

[mistojen.livejournal.com]

um brilliance. sheer, unadulterated brillance kthanxbye lol

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Thought you might approve! *winks*

[coell.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, nice one!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

HEEEE!!!

This was recced a while back by rinkle - and boy, am i glad I saved this for my own 'rainy' day, lol!! This...was sweet, love!!

*hugs*

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D
It was so much fun to write all the stuff I tried to make Rinkle put into the original. :)

[eesia.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe, the best end ever.
The hottest middle ever.
And the most interesting beginning.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! I do try! :D