Ok, maybe it's just for insiders, you know? 'cause just because you're an undertaker it doesn't mean you don't appreciate nudie calendars... or something.


I have an amusing story about these "legitimate advertising endevours"...

A rival company of my Dad's decided one year to issue a nudie calendar for this big techie convention (they make geografical software). My dad related that they were pretty hardcore pictures, and everybody was too embarassed to hang around this company's booth since they had both posted the piccies and invited the "models" over. Scantily clad women and nude pictures of them with geografical maps in the background, I'm guessing. The kicker? This so-called-calendar had only ten months. *eye roll*